capacity:

I really do not care why men are lonely and hate women to cope. I’m lonely and u know what I do ? finger myself like a normal person . They have no excuse

nat-20s:

“what’s your dream job??” Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don’t have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world’s specialist little princess

tomcriuse:

“available with premium subscription” “will be removed on the 31st” “available free with ads” “rent 4.99 buy 20.00″ “not available in your country” “not available on this device” what if every streaming service fucking killed itself and films ran around their fields free and organic in their natural state

humming-fly:

Every now and then I’m reminded Real People with Actual Jobs use tumblr and I’ve always been legitimately curious what all you weird adults are up to when you’re not on this site and with tumblr’s New Poll Feature I can finally get an answer! (or the closest approximation of an answer possible with only 10 available options h a)

What job do you currently have (or plan on having in the future)?

Deals With People (customer service of any kind, waiter, hospitality, etc.)

Professional Nerd (engineer, programmer, accountant, etc.)

Keeping Things Running (maintenance, janitorial, delivery, construction, etc.)

Never Left School (teacher, academic researcher, still a student, etc.)

What Kids Consider “Real” Jobs (lawyer, government agent, doctor, etc.)

Graphic Design Is My Actual Passion (designer, animator, artist, etc.)

Literal Backbone of Society (farmer, assembly operator, temp., chef, etc.)

Like And Subscribe!! (influencer, comedian, sales, marketing, performer, etc.)

Full Time Public Service Baby (firefighter, non-profit, social worker, etc.)

My Job Is Cool But Not Listed (slap that in the tags if it’s fun)

See Results

caffeinatedopossum:

Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with

laurenillustrated:

Where are all the Calvin and Hobbes enjoyers??

fordtato:

I am asking this for an essay. Try to answer honestly.

How do you decide which pronouns to use when referring to someone when you don’t yet know their pronouns?

I use she, he, or they based on how ppl look: “fem”, “masc” or “androgynous”

Same as above, but typically only defaulting to she or he

I don’t use ANY pronouns until told otherwise (using name only)

I default to they/them until told otherwise

Same as #1, but I don’t go by looks, I go by Gender Vibes

I default to they/them unless the person gives me Cis Vibes

Other, or a combo of the above (specify in tags)

See Results

callmegallifreya:

How did you learn what an aglet is?

Terry Pratchett

Phineas and Ferb

Somewhere else (tell me where)

What the hell is an aglet?!

See Results

Don’t forget to reblog for a larger sample size!

bro wtf is all this capitalism

spindash:

CAME OUT OF MY DADS PRINTER AT WORK TODAY……….

ALT

[image description: a picture of a printed message on a piece of paper. before the message is a picture of pope john paul II smiling and with his hands raised in the air. below it reads:

Hi,

if you’re reading this message, it’s highly likely that your printer is exposed to the public internet via port forwarding. This means that *anyone* on the internet with some technical knowledge can send print jobs to your printer - or worse, try to exploit it and use it as a part of a global botnet.

If you didn’t intend for this, please look into disabling UPnP (Universal Plug and Play) on your router, or remove the port forwarding rule for the port 9100.

~ a friendly catgirl hacker :3

end ID.]

dodgytransformer:

Bianca: Me and Nico only have each other!!!

Bianca, as soon as she hears Artemis say “new family”:

the-quasar-hero:

the-quasar-hero:

What kind of NPC are you?

A fetch quest giving one. “Go find my family heirloom that’s in a cave.”

A lore teller one. “Here’s the entire history of this town since you didn’t ask”

A fantasy racist. “Goddamn I hate orcs! Elves too! Not fond of dwarves either!”

A gatekeeper. “Can’t let you in until you do something no one else has to do.”

A genocidal peasant “go kill 200 goblins so I can farm and I’ll give you 5 gold”

A ignoramus. “If you do this menial task, I’ll give you *legendary item*”

A escort needed. “Can you walk me thru the monster woods while I walk slow af?”

A unimpressed one. “Oh, you saved the world, huh? Big deal, go kill some rats.”

A life story teller. “You’ve walked three feet of me so here’s my boring story.”

A merchant. “I’ll buy whatever junk you don’t want so you can clean up your bag”

See Results

I’ll get behind you and run so that you’ll move faster.

(via stone-monkey)